“I’m Terrible, Thanks for Asking” Melting Smiley Crewneck Sweatshirt

A bold, slightly sardonic crewneck that wears its mood on its sleeve. The melting smiley — rendered in iridescent, hand-drawn strokes with strong vector outlines — reads like a private joke for anyone fluent in late-night meme energy and emotional candor. Short phrases, “I’m Terrible” and “Thanks for asking,” sit beside the dripping grin and turn the sweatshirt into a conversation starter: equal parts self-aware, raw, and strangely comforting. The medium-heavy 50/50 fabric and clean printing keep the artwork crisp wash after wash, while ribbed collar and double-needle stitching give this piece a lived-in durability. Wear it to quiet nights in, low-key shows, coffee runs, or when you want to broadcast a little self-deprecating humor without saying a word.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability

- Durable construction: double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs

- Prints: DTG for main artwork, DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; clean vector artwork for sharp results

- Embroidered option available on left/center chest or right + left wrists for a textured look

- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes, tubular knit (no side seams), ribbed knit collar, and tear‑away label for comfort

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

	XS		S		M		L		XL		2XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	20.5	52	21.3	54	22.0	56	22.8	58	23.6	60	24.4	62
Length	27.2	69	28.0	71	28.7	73	29.5	75	30.3	77	31.1	79
Shoulder	17.1	43.5	17.7	45	18.3	46.5	18.9	48	19.5	49.5	20.1	51
Sleeve length	24.0	61	24.6	62.5	25.2	64	25.8	65.5	26.4	67	27.0	68.5

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